If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.

humorously:

skarosoul:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

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this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

it’s like a ballet

 

(via iguessivekindalostcount)

emmyandsuch:

This is the line that has gotten me through life.

premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

(via youretheonlyexceptionnow)

most-awkward-moments:

TINKY WINKY

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DIPSY

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LALA

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PO

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TYRONE

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(Source: babynanaii, via dayxbreak)

cell-mate:

tennants-hair:

do you ever realize that your followers aren’t just a number

they’re real people with jobs and pets and possibly an annoying neighbor

like

you have real people who like you

wow

i don’t say it often enough, but to all you lovely people who decided to follow me, thank you. it means the absolute world to me.

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